WIG OWNER W/O HER BEARD…

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GOD bless the little heart of ALEX 2.0.

She loves herself some ALICIA KEYS, place a No SHERYL SWOOPES[ll] on that last statement. She hates when I go in on ALICIA and her “partner” KERRY ‘Krucial Keys’. Truthfully I think it’s kind of progressive of them that KERRY has decided to take on ALICIA’s last name. We all know who brushes whose wig in this relationship. I’m not saying that I wouldn’t brush her wig either. ALICIA KEYS has got that tender, sweet fat on the back of her arms that every fine woman must have. I’m just not into the pegging game I’m sure she plays with KERRY. I call that shit the crying game. [ll]

The pics below show Ms. KEYS without her beard. No I meant that literally. She has a wild amount of razor bumps and ingrown hairs after shaving off her actual Levert-style beard. It looks like that ProActiv shit is worse than crack when you try to get off it cold turkey.

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From the looks of some of these pictures ALICIA KEYS may have to get some tips from her beard KERRY on how to properly grow a beard. You know how dyke chicks love to rock chest hair and moustaches anyhoo.

14 Responses to “WIG OWNER W/O HER BEARD…”

  1. wooow…i guess shouldnt be surprising.she been having acne problems since her ‘fallin” dayz.

  2. 40 says:

    Dallas your shameless abuse of this fine piece of paperbaggedness is getting outta hand! Even if her speaking voice is deeper than mine after a night of Henny and Dutches!

  3. Enigmatik says:

    F*ck all y’all.

    Me and Ms. Keys are going to make love on top of a mountain!!!!!!!

  4. Ace says:

    Damn, She should stick to electic razors like me, and I’ll pass her this
    this miracle product.

    http://www.bumpstopper.com/Product.htm#bmp

  5. Candice says:

    You are dead wrong for this one. LOL

    This is why I can’t be famous…..if the paparazzi ever caught me in my pajamas sneaking out to get ice cream from 7-11 at 1am? Aw hell naw.

  6. Dart_Adams says:

    Damn Dallas! Let them believe in something. We know Queen Latifah and MC Lyte never got married or had kids. It’s because they’re so busy with their acting careers and making new albums…yeah, that’s it. Let us have something to believe in! Let us think that A Keys actually likes dudes for something more than a relationship of convience to throw people off the scent of vag.

    A Keys like to lick the ‘ina/I had the pictures I seen her!

    I was like: “Damn, first the Fat Boys break up and NOW this!”

    One.

  7. EReal says:

    “that sweet tender fat on the back of her arms that all fine girls must have”
    ^^
    Awwwww Damnnn Dawg!

    Alicia used to be fine to me too, thanx for ruining it Dallas. *SMH*

  8. ill will says:

    lol @ “sweet fat” on her arms….lol

    I be peepin that same shit about females

  9. I would still smash Ms. Keys, she is still an attractive women.

    Some are to critical on these ladies’ looks. Of course they won’t look the same in “real life photos” vs. “TV/makeup-laden” photos. Man that’s just common sense.

  10. alex2.0 says:

    i just got “shhhh’ed” at the library for laughing out loud reading this. i’m sure there is a compliment in this post i’m just having a hard time finding it. what happened to NOT including the words “beard” and “pegging”? AND you labeled it under the “no boutros boutros” tag. i walked right into a trap with that email. lol!

  11. Freddie Lee says:

    A Keys like to lick the ‘ina/I had the pictures I seen her!

    Um, not that I care…but, how do I get those pictures.You know, for research purposes only. Im over Oscar in his fishnets and mini with the matchin pumps.

  12. Freddie Lee says:

    Oh, and one more thing….how can all these “stars” promote ProActiv when everytime I see them their skin looks worse than the last chip in a bag of Wise potato chips. Is there some class action suit I can join. WTF! But I’d hit!

  13. the_dallas says:

    Alex2.O,
    You know I got love for you right?

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