‘YE TUDDA Says “WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE!?!”

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To wrap up our week with guest editor, rapper KANYAYZE WEST, we thought we’d ask him one of the most important questions concerning Hip-Hop right now. It’s not about politics, or sales figures, or even who has the sickest rhyme flow of all time. The question is so much realer than that. In the words of DP Dot Com sponsor and award winning blogger ZILLZ from Zilla Says, the ultimate questions is “What Does It Smell Like!?!”(click on icon)

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WDISL!?! gets to the core of the human condition. If we are nothing more than animals walking upright (most times) then why don’t we give the proper credit to that sense which conveys our emotional state? Smell is as, if not more important than sight, and WDISL!?! proves this without a doubt. Let’s take a look at some images along with ‘YE TUDDA and find out what his nose knows…

serena

SERENA WILLIAMS a/k/a CHOCOLATE SHE-HULK

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‘YE TUDDA says, “Serena boonkey is thick, but the streets say that she smell like a wrestler on Andro. Plus I imagine that she has played with her share of dirty, sweaty tennis balls. I wouldn’t trust it until I see a picture from the front side. Serena might could be one of those chicks who got a ‘surprise’ for you.”

nahh mayne

deelishus

DEELISHUS

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‘YE TUDDA says, “Now I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger… Flav gave her that little taste of Hollywood, but deep inside she is still a hoodrat that you drink 40’s and smoke blunts with. Wasn’t she the Flav chick that shitted on herself?”

nahh mayne

buffie

BUFFIE The BODY

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‘YE TUDDA says, “First off, homegirl’s booty is wild retarded. Shit is just stupid big. I know she can’t wipe her ass right so you best believe there is still some doodee caked up in the crack. And I smell burning latex from all the niggas that done smashed that. Play at your own risk homey.”

hell nahh

longwhoria

EVA LONGWHORIA

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‘YE TUDDA says, “I smell mangos, stinky ass French cheese and used gym socks. Every Mexican chick I ever fucked with loved mangos, and because of her man you know she already got that crazy French people b.o. from the shit they eat. I might would still hit it though.”

meh

myspace shawty

SEXY YOUNG MYSPACE HONEY

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‘YE TUDDA says, “Ba’ygirl smell like potpourri, paby bowder and a hot, sweet cinnamon roll. She was only seventeen, but she was sexy. I love when these young girls get onto MySpace and act like this was the first time that they did a striptease. Chick please stop frontin’!”

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21 Responses to “‘YE TUDDA Says “WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE!?!””

  1. dubble13 says:

    Keep the guest editor spots coming!

    You killed it this week with Kanye, and today only drove it home.

    Classic!

  2. Vee says:

    Chocolate She-Hulk gets a pass!!

  3. Candice says:

    Pure hilarity….mangoes and French Cheese? Potpourri and hot Cinnamon Roll? LMAO……you slay me.

  4. zillz says:

    justice!!!

    after a few thunderclaps and p-pops, sniff.

  5. I used to like Serena but after seeing that photo, I personally am not into fucking linebackers, real talk!

  6. Amadeo says:

    Potpurri…does Serena have the heroes symbol on her shoulder, that could be a red flag.

  7. You are so crazy…I love it!

  8. 911 says:

    keels over…

  9. p-city says:

    ROFLMAO

    Fuh-nee

    You need to turn this one into a video

  10. Lion XL says:

    Yo…I think yall be trippin, Serena is fine as hell, I mean she’s an athlete for christ sake, She SHOULD have a fit, firm body. and Chocolate skin too? As long as there is no bulge below the belly button, I’m cool with tappin that asss….

    Now her sister look like she got hit in the face a vice grip, that I wouldn’t touch….

  11. tai says:

    Glad to be back under the cyber-roof.

    Serena’s body, yet very toned, reminds me of a clydesdale horse.

  12. Sangano says:

    thank god this kangay faggotry’s cummin to a close

  13. Big Homie says:

    Hold up..hold up..you telling me shorty in that pic (MySpace honey) is only 17?? Or she was 17 when she started stripteasing on the internet?

    What are these young poons drinking these days? Vitamin Water??

    It doesnt matter anymore

  14. LMAO…….great post.

  15. rm says:

    real live shit

  16. Killer. The poop is what earthed it for me.

    I’ve always had an infatuation with smells. If I smell ketchup or mayonnaise anywhere in the vicinity of a swole-duked heifer, even at a restaurant, I have to go with the Def Comedy Jam definition of O.P.P…

    “Oh Please; Put it away…”

  17. what is swagger…

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